Greetings!

This website(I) was created by Gary Johnson(he), but I’m sorry to tell you (or rather display it so you can read it) that I, although elegantly designed and built and so perfectly capable of delivering your exact reply to him, am not he, but the one he created on his behalf to sit out here in the world of the internet and greet you. 

Howdy!

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